2021 Blingy Awards Uncancelled!
applications now accepted for security professionals
(Geneva Convention not observed on Blingy, LLC. property)
Applicants should apply by submitting the following:
1. Personal list of world's 7 worst military blunders (opinion, ranked according to hilarity)
2. Plan for karate belt success (specify coveted belt color and 9 point plan for achievement)
3. 3 favorite knock knock jokes
4. Capital of Suriname
5. Favorite blood type (according to umami)
6. Number of pushups (global)
7. Gaddafi's email address
8. $4,000 (in bauxite)
9. Concept design for line of bolo ties
10. Location of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 (preferred)
Applicants should apply by submitting the following:
1. Personal list of world's 7 worst military blunders (opinion, ranked according to hilarity)
2. Plan for karate belt success (specify coveted belt color and 9 point plan for achievement)
3. 3 favorite knock knock jokes
4. Capital of Suriname
5. Favorite blood type (according to umami)
6. Number of pushups (global)
7. Gaddafi's email address
8. $4,000 (in bauxite)
9. Concept design for line of bolo ties
10. Location of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 (preferred)
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Del the Funky Homosapien will probably win his fifth straight Blingy for his 1991 masterpiece Mistadobalina. DMX was the only nomination in the "Most Unable to Find the Hood" category.
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