2021 Blingy Awards Uncancelled! applications now accepted for security professionals
(Geneva Convention not observed on Blingy, LLC. property)
Applicants should apply by submitting the following: 1. Personal list of world's 7 worst military blunders (opinion, ranked according to hilarity) 2. Plan for karate belt success (specify coveted belt color and 9 point plan for achievement) 3. 3 favorite knock knock jokes 4. Capital of Suriname 5. Favorite blood type (according to umami) 6. Number of pushups (global) 7. Gaddafi's email address 8. $4,000 (in bauxite) 9. Concept design for line of bolo ties 10. Location of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 (preferred)
Del the Funky Homosapien will probably win his fifth straight Blingy for his 1991 masterpiece Mistadobalina. DMX was the only nomination in the "Most Unable to Find the Hood" category.
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